Denise: I hate my life.
Abby: Oh I can totally see how.
Denise: Wait, what do you mean?
Abby: Well you know, you have a beautiful home, a cute puppy, a loving husband, a kickass wardrobe, a new car and today it seems like your biggest gripe is that you can't get a croissant that's not broken on the corner.
Denise: Yeah I guess I shouldn't say I hate my life.
Abby: No you shouldn't.
Denise: Thanks Abby. But it does take a lot to maintain all that stuff.
Abby: Yeah your life is so hard. shut up.